(tldr: my friend missed the bus on Tuesday and I made a cum joke that got them mad somehow so their ghosting me and expect an apology from me and I think the whole thing is stupid and that their overeacting)

Ok sooooo my friend was late to school on Tuesday and since it was 7:40 in the morning and I was bored I decided to joke around (badly) and just say cum like 7 times and now their pist at me for doing that and according to my other friend they said I should have said something like “sorry your late” or “hope you make it” or some shit like that idk exactly but because of this they have been giving me the silent treatment since then which to me is over the most retarded reason I’ve heard for someone ignoring me and they chose to be a little snowflake and tell me to fuck off too cause I couldn’t reverse time and stop the bus or whatever the shit also it’s not like this is the first time they missed the bus either and they didn’t want a “sorry you couldn’t make it” for all the other times and also WE DO DICK AND CUM JOKES ALL THE FUCKING TIME so it’s even more fucking stupid that their pist at me for literally joking like we do all the damn time like I DONT FUCKING GET IT MAN, WHY???? AND WHY DIDNT YOU JUST GO UP TO ME AND TELL ME YOU DIDNT LIKE THAT OR EVEN FUCKING BETTER DONT OVERREACT OVER SOMETHING RETARDED LIKE THIS SO WE CAN MOVE THE FUCK ON, and I bet now their waiting for an apology for my stupid little cum joke even though I did nothing wrong and was just fucking around but I do atleast hope they have some semi reasonable excuse for their reaction though cause in the end of it I just want my friend back man.

photos of the texts:

What’s your favorite tmnt iteration?

mines the 2012 one, shits nostalgic as fuc

I tried @totallynotsandNGbut who’s gonna be my royal daddy tho?

EVERYTIME I TRY TO REPLY TO A NEWSPOST IT DOES BULLSHIT LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

IM GONNA BE JOKER FOR HALLOWEEN LOL

sorry if this isnt readable also vent warning

So I got rejected by my crush today after 6 days of us getting know each other and she apparently did this at the end of our last FaceTime call (which is a stupid fucking idea) on I’m pretty sure monday where the end of which was at 12am (which makes her planning to say this then even stupider) and we were talking for about 6 hours and implied from her texts after I said I don’t remember when she said she wasn’t interested and I’m lead to think that she intended on saying it but didn’t but thinks she said it and was wondering why I was still walking to class with her n shit like that while idk why she’s acting quiet towards me and on Tuesday she was doing some lip reading shit to me from across the lunchroom and saying (according to my friend) “I hate you” or some shit like that and I go to her and ask her what the fuck and she was telling me to go away (I was still oblivious then) which I thought was some joke she was doing but today after school she messaged me the previously mentioned message where I found out she didn’t like me

ITS OCTOBER BITCHES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I told my crush I like her and I feel like dying rn helphelphelphelp

What two ng users do you associate me with?

stolen from @temporaryaccountnnys

I killed rainbow dash